Please update your links with this new address. See ya around!
Posted by Andy at 7:09 PM
Monday, March 10, 2008
Dance Moves...
I want to learn dancing~!!!! Check out these cool moves!!
Posted by Andy at 12:24 PM
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Jokes From The Internet
Saw this post somewhere on the Internet and decided to post it up for the benefit of you guys....
** Caller number one 999: Police Caller: I think I have just spotted Mas Selamat 999: Can you describe for me the person you saw? Caller: He is about 6 foot two and looks like Andy Lau 999: Excuse me, but do you know that the person we are looking for is a Malay man about 1.58 meters tall and walking with a limp? Caller: If he can escape, he is not so stupid and if he is not so stupid, he would be walking around in a disguise and if he is going to be in disguised, and if I were he, I would want to disguise myself like to look like Andy Lau and make myself look 6 foot two. 999: Thanks for calling and please call us only if you see someone that looks like him and walks with a limp. *too too toooooo*
** Caller number two 999: Police Caller: *whispers* I am in the bus on the way to work and I think I hear a Malay girl talking to Mas Selamat on the mobile phone. 999: Why do you think she is talking to Mas Selamat? Caller: ….because she started off by saying: “Selamat Pagi”! 999: er, do you know that “Selamat pagi” is “Good morning?” Caller: …exactly she is saying “pagi, morning” to “Selamat”. 999: Thanks for calling but please call us only when you are more certain of the information. *too too toooooo*
** Caller number three 999: Police Caller: Police! I saw a man disguised as woman along Orchard Road and it could be Mas Selamat! 999: Can you describe the person to me? Caller: Well she or maybe he, is dark skinned like a Malay or Thai and is about 1.58 meters. 999: …and where did you see this person in Orchard Road? Caller: Outside Orchard Towers… 999: Thanks for calling…. *too too toooooo*
** Caller number four 999: Police Caller: Excuse me but I have a suggestion to make regarding Mas Selamat. 999: Yes? Caller: Can the police play for us a recording of his voice? 999: Why would you want to hear a recording of his voice? Caller: Well you know what they say: “If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck”. So far, we only know what he looks like and how he walks, but we do not know how he “quacks”, if you know what I mean. 999: Thanks for calling; I will relay your suggestion. …. *too too toooooo*
** Caller number five 999: Police Caller: I was wondering whether I should call or not but I think I should let the police decide, I heard someone talking on the mobile with Mas Selamat. 999: Let me, guess, did he or she started off by saying “Selamat Pagi”? Caller: No 999: Then? Caller: Selamat Malam 999: Thanks for calling…. *too too toooooo*
Posted by Andy at 10:27 AM
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Happy Chinese New Year??
Chinese new year is coming.... A long weekend ahead... So so so happy coz I finally get some good rest and also going to my friends' hse to collect ANG BAO and pai nian... Hahaha.... And I'm feeling super happy coz this year is my first year celebrating most of the festive season together with my darling... Glad to spend those day with you....
Happy or sad... I'm still kinda messy with my feelings... All I hope for is nothing much but to turn back time... But reality is cruel and I have to face it.... Being the one that you will first think of when u're happy/sad/nervous/stressed/slping/bathing/having your meals/schooling/having fun with frienz is some "achievement" I hope to go and I know there's a long long way for me to go.......
It's like a game of tennis... I have served the ball over to your side... Will you return the ball over or rather I get the ACE?? 当深情王子与灰姑娘相遇.. 想要奋不顾身的爱一个人时.. 往往是受伤的开始.. 为幸福加油!!
LEO MAN - July 23 to Aug 22 He likes to comb his hair backward, open his forehead showing a dignify facial expression. His eyes is sparkle, but slightly showing laziness. He walks firmly and slowly like a lion, confident and ego proud. Outside, you may think he is kind and gentle person, but inside he is a strong and secure person. If he is frighten, he will re-act and respond right away. His words always seem normal but mostly imply "order and demanding". He will not talk fast, or can not talk fast, neither walk fast. In a crowd or at work he will act normally, but not for long you will see him standing out of the crowd and be a center of attention with his words, or his action.
You might think he is a shy guy, but deep down inside he wants to power over his family and his friends. He just waits for that right moment. Do not take what is his, and do not order him, or else you will see a fierce lion. He respects elderly and senior, but will never bow down and accept like a looser for he will rather die than loose his dignity.
He talks bluntly even on an occasion that he should not say such thing. He is a compassionate guy and always look at other people on a bright side. He likes people to listen to him. Even he has such a blunt and bold personality, he could easily reach his goal without making any enemy.
Once disagree with him on something, he can be very up set like a rainy storm on a summer day. It will only last a short time, then he will be back a cheery merry person again. He is a bright and witty guy, and he will not put any efforts on something that he thinks it will not work and waste his energy. He is a good planner and can well manage his job assigned. When he gives order, he expect them to be carry out exactly. He is the leader type that the followers love.
He can give other people advice and solve problems for other people well, except his own mess. He can be easily hurt by other people especially if you do not trust or respect his ability. You could compliment him sometimes and make this lion be your kitty with no difficulty. He is not a good judge for he listen to many people and tend to belief all sides.
You can hardly see a Leo man with no woman by his side. If you see him alone, he could already have a love one in his heart, or just broken up with one. Because he is very proud, he can change many girl friends. He will do many things for the woman he loves, but loosing his face is not one of them. Leo man cannot live without love , because for him, Love is a ray of Light.
He likes people to rely on him, it's make him feels "in power". He may complaint if he is asked for favor, but deep inside he is happy that you asked him. If you offer to help him , he will refuse you right away.
When he is broke , he can find money still. He is not careful with his way of spending for he has fun with spending money and happy to buy what he likes. He lets other people borrow money from him easily even if he has no money, he will run to his friend to borrow money for you. He likes first class , first quality of everything.
He can work hard like a mad dog, and sometimes can be lazy like a lazy sleepy cat. When he works, he is very serious. When he parties, he can be a party animal. If he ask you out, you will sure have a fun and jolly time.
He will take chance with his love life, so if you know how to handle him, you will win. If he is your love one, it won't be a romance novel. You have to be ready to calm him down when he over reacts to small matters because your cool stability will control and ease his mood. If you can not handle or understand him, your relationship will be like a demolition zone, a on and off relationship till all your friends tired to hear about your breaking up and making up.
Beauty is always in the eyes of the lion. You have to be dignify to walk with the lion king. Your looks is part of his image and ego and he is very proud about it too. If you want his attention the first time you meet, you better be astounding attractive. If you have a first conversation with him, you have to show him how much you adore his thinking. He likes to talk and not knowing that he likes to talk about himself.
Posted by Andy at 11:00 AM
Monday, January 07, 2008
Virtual Office Singapore
Designed this ad for my company, Virtual Office Singapore... This artwork is featured in this month's MARKETING magazine... For those who are or going to start a new business... Please buy this magazine or u can simply refer to the advertisement.
New designs are uploaded onto InfinityDesign as well. Do check them out!